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jockoppressor
jockoppressor

Read the details first please. Would you rather spend eight hours with:

A group of Reddit-user atheists

A group of Catholics

A group of Protestants

A group of new-age crystal users

A group of American anglophiles

A group of diverse girlboss multilevel marketers

A group of vegans who cannot point to Chile on a map

A group of Revolutionary War reenactors

A group of Gen Z influencers from Los Angeles

A group of white retirees from Seattle

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  • None of them are gonna be physically violent
  • The Reddit users are going to judge you if you express any religious or “unscientific” sentiment
  • The Catholics run the gamut from “hardcore pro-lifer” to “Nun who invented communism”
  • The Protestants have brought lots of food but are going to proselytize the entire time you eat
  • The crystalists are split 60/40 on whether or not vaccines cause autism, and you don’t know who has the majority until you’ve been there an hour
  • The Anglophiles have good pastries, but 1/3 of them are in Sherlock cosplay
  • The girlbosses are all within 10° to the left of the center of the political spectrum and will try very hard to get you to invest in their MLM
  • The vegans brought food but will turn hostile if you let slip that you’ve used animal products in the last year
  • The reenactors have booze, but your phone is dead and they’re giving a very pro-America history lecture
  • The influencers have a pool, a jacuzzi, and lots of drugs, but they have a combined net worth that teaches seven digits and won’t let you forget it
  • The retirees have great weed but they’re gonna ask you a lot of invasive questions and give you a lot of unsolicited advice.
runesinthenight

Went with the reenactors. I do medieval reenactment myself. Plus I have ancestors dating back to the American revolution, which I am proud of. Think we’d have a grand time.